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Announcement: No more starship gaming

OK, people.  I've been giving this a lot of thought lately, and after a mandatory twenty-six-hour voluntary spiritual audit by the elders of my church, I have decided to quit starship gaming.

The decision is personal, but I will just say that after sleep deprivation, bright lights, and enhanced baptismal techniques, the church fathers have convinced me that the idea of spaceships contradicts the Bible's description of the Earth as the center of the universe.  They also don't like the concept of a globular world.

Later this week, I will be melting down all my spaceships as instruments of the devil.  I am switching to only church-approved wargaming, which does not allow the use of dice (random results = games of chance = gambling = sin = damnation).  I thought I might be allowed to play chess, but as that game contains the taint of Catholicism (with its bishops and such), I will be wargaming with checkers from now on.

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